Me thinks too much...

This is a story I have heard:

Entwined in a passionate embrace
with his beloved wife,
the holy one exclaimed,
“I have reached enlightenment!”

His devoted partner responded,
“I’m truly happy for you, my love,
and if you can give me another minute,
I believe I’ll get there too.”

Because on the first day of class you said,
“In ten years most of you won’t be writing,”
barely hiding that you hoped it would be true;
because you told me over and over, in front of the class,
that I was “hopeless,” that I was wasting my time
but more importantly yours, that I just didn’t get it;
because you violently scratched out every other word,
scrawled “Awk” and “Eek” in the margins
as if you were some exotic bird,
then highlighted your own remarks in pink;
because you made us proofread the galleys
of your how-I-became-a-famous-writer memoir;
because you wanted disciples, and got them,
and hated me for not becoming one;
because you were beautiful and knew it, and used it,
making wide come-fuck-me eyes
at your readers from the jackets of your books;
because when, at the end of the semester,
you grudgingly had the class over for dinner
at your over-decorated pseudo-Colonial
full of photographs with you at the center,
you served us take-out pizza on plastic plates
but had us eat it with your good silver;
and because a perverse inspiration rippled through me,

I stole a fork, slipping it into the pocket of my jeans,
then hummed with inward glee the rest of the evening
to feel its sharp tines pressing against my thigh
as we sat around you in your dark paneled study
listening to you blather on about your latest prize.
The fork was my prize. I practically sprinted
back to my dorm room, where I examined it:
a ridiculously ornate pattern, with vegetal swirls
and the curvaceous initials of one of your ancestors,
its flamboyance perfectly suited to your
red-lipsticked and silk-scarved ostentation.

That summer, after graduation, I flew to Europe,
stuffing the fork into one of the outer pouches
of my backpack. On a Eurail pass I covered ground
as only the young can, sleeping in youth hostels,
train stations, even once in the Luxembourg Gardens.
I’m sure you remember the snapshots you received
anonymously, each featuring your fork
at some celebrated European location: your fork
held at arm’s length with the Eiffel Tower
listing in the background; your fork
in the meaty hand of a smiling Beefeater;
your fork balanced on Keats’s grave in Rome
or sprouting like an antenna from Brunelleschi’s dome;
your fork dwarfing the Matterhorn.
I mailed the photos one by one—if possible
with the authenticating postmark of the city
where I took them. It was my mission that summer.

That was half my life ago. But all these years
I’ve kept the fork, through dozens of moves
and changes—always in the same desk drawer
among my pens and pencils, its sharp points
spurring me on. It became a talisman
whose tarnished aura had as much to do
with me as you. You might even say your fork
made me a writer. Not you, your fork.
You are still the worst teacher I ever had.
You should have been fired but instead got tenure.
As for the fork, just yesterday my daughter
asked me why I keep a fork in my desk drawer,
and I realized I don’t need it any more.
It has served its purpose. Therefore
I am returning it to you with this letter.

If I should learn, in some quite casual way,

That you were gone, not to return again—

Read from the back-page of a paper, say,

Held by a neighbor in a subway train,  

How at the corner of this avenue  

And such a street (so are the papers filled)

A hurrying man—who happened to be you—

 At noon to-day had happened to be killed,  

I should not cry aloud—I could not cry  

Aloud, or wring my hands in such a place— 

 I should but watch the station lights rush by  

With a more careful interest on my face,  

Or raise my eyes and read with greater care  

Where to store furs and how to treat the hair.

So, I’m walking out of my school today at the end of the day and I pass by two male students.

Student A: Shes hot! God Bless you.

Student B: Is she a teacher?!?!?!

I keeping on walking and pretend like I didn’t hear it.  -___- I really can’t fucking wait till everyone stops questioning if I’m a student or a teacher.  UGHH I need saggy boobs, wrinkles and gray hair to feel like a real teacher!

It sucks when the kids think your a student but its so much worse when the teachers you work with think your a kid too. One time I had another teacher walk into the classroom and ask, “Why is a student wearing make up?” Just shoot me.

Jeux d’enfants (Love Me If You Dare)

 Jullian and Sophie

There are very few things that get better than those nights. The kind of night where you blow shit up, hop fences, drink to an oblivion, and end up shouting in ecstasy naked on a roof in the middle of nowhere. The kind of night where you KNOW you will not be getting home until the sun is shining high above your head. The kind of night where things start off not as sparks, but as flames.

A wild night of partying with someone that you’ve been crushing on for the longest time…. priceless.